Ol' Nessie's Fries
$9 / $17 tableFrench fries, truffle oil, parmesan. Every lake has its legend. Ours just happens to be delicious.
Quampique's Eyes
$8Marinated mixed olives. Deep green. Watching you. Always watching.
Tater Poutine of the Damned
$14Tater tots, garlic cheese curds, brown gravy, garlic aioli. Guilty pleasure. No one leaves innocent.
Shadows of Appalachia
$14Crispy egg rolls filled with spinach artichoke dip, served with house dipping sauce.
Champ of the Southern Shore
$12 / $22 tableButtermilk-soaked fried Rhode Island calamari, cherry peppers, sliced garlic, Thai chili sauce.
Chupacabra Wings
6/$12 · 12/$23 · 24/$44Smoked then fried wings: Buffalo · Spice Rubbed · Swamp-Dusted · Sweet Thai Chili. Not from around here. But it found us.
Nana Rita's Meatballs and Sauce
$163 house made garlic infused beef meatballs in tomato sauce. His family's meatballs speak for themselves.
Scylla
$15Three nduja-stuffed risotto balls, fried golden, served with red sauce.
Ramapough Street Corn Dip
$13Roasted corn dip, cotija, cilantro; cast iron skillet.
The Crew's Sliders
$12Mini smash burgers, pickles, cheddar, smash sauce, potato rolls. These are for you.
El Alux y Salsa Verde
$10Corn tortillas with house-made salsa verde. Simple. Ancient. The woods have always provided.
F It, Dude — Let's Go Balling
$273 Meatballs + 3 Arancini. No judgment. Quampique would approve.
The Swamp Totchos
$16Tater tots, beef chili, cheddar, pico, jalapeños, lime crema.
Caesar of the New World
$14Romaine, pita croutons, anchovy Caesar dressing, shaved parmesan. Julius Caesar never made it to the lake. His dressing did.
The GT Chopped
$16Mixed lettuce, tomato, cucumber, chickpeas, feta, crispy onions, mustard vinaigrette. What grows here. What survives here.
The Ironworks Grilled Cheese
$24Smoked brisket, pepper jack cheese, horseradish cream, onion, griddled.
The Strega Garuda
$22Chicken parm on grilled garlic naan. The Italian witch meets the Indian king of birds. United by garlic.
Gritty, the Broad Street Bully
$18Chicken cheesesteak, ham, swiss, garlic aioli, toasted sub roll.
The Chimera
$23Spiced lamb sausage served on a griddled pita with lettuce, tomato, and onion, with tzatziki on the side.
The Jersey Devil Smash Burger
$20Double smash burger, Taylor ham, fried egg, American cheese, ketchup. Upgrade to triple +$4.50.
The Awosting Smash
$18Double smash burger, choice of cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, smash sauce. Upgrade to triple +$4.50.
Alkali Lake Monster
$28Faroe Island salmon fillet, vegetables, yellow rice, house lemon herb vinaigrette.
Triton's Trident
$24Griddled tuna steak, arugula, caper aioli, on roasted red pepper, ciabatta.
The Ghostbird of Clinton Road
$18Smoked half chicken, spiced yellow rice, Alabama white sauce.
Storsjöodjuret
$22Swedish meatballs over mashed potato, gravy.
The Butcher of Ringwood Manor
$36Sirloin steak, chimichurri, choice of fries, tots, rice, or house salad.
The Cheonji Monster
$17House mac & cheese, Korean fried chicken, scallions, sesame seeds.
La Llorona del Mar
$24Beer-battered Mahi fish tacos, shredded cabbage, pico, lime crema, jalapeños, corn tortillas, yellow rice.
Everett's Little Smash
$11Single smash patty with cheese and tots. Pickles on request. Eat well, cause no trouble.
The Fog Melt
$9Grilled muenster on toasted bread, tots. Marinara upon request.
Sahana Tots
$13Tater tots, cheddar, sour cream, scallions. Kids portion.
Jackalope Mac
$11Kids mac & cheese. The lake provides. No drama required.
KT Extinction Event
$13Dino nuggies, mashed potato volcanos, broccoli. The asteroid didn't get Quampique. The kids' menu honors those who survived.
The Feu Follet
$13Warm beignets with rotating stuffed fillings. Ask your server for today's build.
The Simurgh
$13Chocolate torte, kataifi pastry, pistachio cream.
The Hidebehind
$12Peanut butter chocolate cake.
The Alicanto
$11Celebration cake with rainbow sprinkles.
The Selkie
$11Lemon raspberry cheesecake.
Warwick Turnpike Apple Pie Egg Rolls
$13Apple pie egg rolls.
The Tommyknocker
$12Cookies & milk cake.
Lasagne Colazione
$24Lasagna with sausage gravy, cheese, and breakfast potatoes served over tomato sauce. Awosting means heaven. This is the proof.
The Thunderbird
$16Breakfast burrito: scrambled eggs, tater tots, cheddar, salsa, flour tortilla. Served with home fries.
Sasquatch vs The Phoenix
$19Belgian waffle, crispy fried chicken, house hot honey, maple syrup on the side. Two legends. One plate.
Ronto's Revenge
$19Bacon-infused breakfast sausage with scrambled eggs, shredded cheese, and Alabama white sauce, wrapped in pita. Served with home fries.
The Deep Rock Arancini
$20Arborio rice balls, breakfast sausage, asiago, white gravy. Served with choice of hash or home fries.
Chimichurri & the Ghost of '66
$36Sirloin steak, two fried eggs, chimichurri, home fries. The steak stays. The guilty do not.
The Foggy Morning Totchos
$21Tater tots loaded with scrambled eggs, cheddar, bacon crumble, pickled jalapeños, sour cream & salsa. Nachos didn't invent the pile. The fog did.
Quampium Riviera Toast
$23French toast with coffee whipped cream, breakfast sausage, and real maple syrup. Sweet as the lake on a still morning. Dangerous after two.
The Flatwoods Monster
$18Double sausage smash on a buttermilk biscuit with fried egg, cheddar, and Alabama white sauce. Served with home fries.
The Quampique
$25A monstrous Bloody Mary — vodka, spiced tomato juice, house mix — garnished with a BBQ rub rim, dino nugget, pickle spear, crispy pork belly, and a single fried calamari tentacle. Served in a tiki glass.
Sunrise over Greenwood Lake
$13A classic mimosa — prosecco and fresh orange juice. Simple as the light hitting the lake at dawn.
The Morning Fog
$9A classic mimosa — orange juice and sparkling white wine. $9 single or $15 Topless Mimosa with $3 refills.
Crampagne
$9Cranberry juice and sparkling rosé. $9 single or $15 Topless Mimosa with $3 refills.
The Sunken Sunrise
$15The signature mimosa — fresh citrus, premium champagne, larger pour. No refill discount.
The Ironworks Sunset
$12Vanilla & orange vodka, orange soda, creamer. Available frozen.
The Taniwha
$14Blackwell Rum floated over ginger beer with kiwi purée and lime. The Māori water guardian.
The 1934 Old Fashioned
$18Custom single barrel Angel's Envy 'Community' bourbon, orange, cherry, black walnut bitters, and vanilla sugar. Named for our address. Built for the ages.
El Diablo del Sur
$18Illegal Mezcal Añejo, pineapple purée, triple sec, lime, and a smoked Fresno chili. Served in a fresh pineapple.
The Brandon House
$13Kettle One citrus vodka with compressed watermelon juice, triple sec, and lime.
The Boss Abides
$15Chopin vodka, Kahlúa, milk, peanut butter sauce, chocolate shavings, and a brûléed banana.
Wampus Cat
$15Empress Gin with berry purée, lemon, mint, and club soda. The swamp is alive. This is what it tastes like.
The Long Pond Red
$13House red sangria — wine, brandy, and seasonal fruit. Named for the original colonial name of the lake.
Wampus Cat's Venom
$16Empress Gin with berry purée, muddled hot pepper, lemon, mint, and club soda. The swamp bites back.
The Long Pond White
$13House white sangria — Pisco, hibiscus, grapefruit, and seasonal fruit.
HaledonKulani
$14Old Bardstown Bourbon, demerara syrup, pineapple, orange, lemon juice, grenadine, Angostura bitters. DO NOT STIR.
La Sirena
$15Mijenta Blanco tequila, lime, simple syrup, orange, pineapple, and passionfruit. The siren who sings sailors onto the rocks.
Dave's Whack
$12Boozy frozen chocolate — a Caribbean-inspired frozen chocolate oasis.
The Frozen Apparition
$12Chopin vodka, frozen rosé wine blended with strawberry, lemon, and simple syrup.
The Southern Shore
$12Shipwreck Spiced Rum, strawberry, and ice cream blended smooth.
The Vouivre
$14Grey Goose vodka, limoncello, lemonade, and champagne blended frozen. The Alpine dragon-serpent guards mountain lakes and doesn't share easily.
The Three-Legged Horse
$12Shipwreck White Rum, chocolate, banana, espresso, and Kahlúa blended smooth.
Rotating Frozen
$12A rotating seasonal frozen cocktail. Changes with the season. Ask your server for today's build.
The Nøkken
$12Frozen coffee, vodka, Kahlúa, and Baileys blended smooth. The Norwegian lake demon lurks beneath still water.
The Púca
$12Irish whiskey, hot coffee, brown sugar, and fresh whipped cream.
La Ciguapa
$13Café Patrón, coffee, ancho chili, cinnamon, churro rim, and whipped cream.
Miller Lite
16oz$6.50Classic American lager. Light, cold, and honest.
Kane Head High IPA
12oz$7.50Tropical hop character, clean bitter finish. Ocean, NJ.
Garage Beer Light Lime
16oz$6.50Light lager with a squeeze of lime. Built for the lake.
Twin Elephant Nosh Citra
12oz$9.00Hazy IPA, Citra-forward, juicy and bright. Chester, NJ.
Bolero Snort Jersey Vice
16oz$7.00Tart, fruit-forward sour ale. Ridgefield Park, NJ.
Icarus Private Beach Belgian Blonde
12oz$8.50Light, effervescent, crisp Belgian blonde. Hackettstown, NJ.
Allagash White
16oz$8.00Belgian-style witbier with orange peel and coriander. Portland, ME.
Manskirt Porter
16oz$8.00Dark, roasty, and smooth. What Haledon's crew deserved but never got. Hackettstown, NJ.
Hackensack Parking Lot Pils
16oz$7.00Crisp, clean, crushable pilsner. Hackensack Brewing Co., Hackensack, NJ.
Evil Twin Even More Irish Jesus
12oz$8.00Rich, roasty Irish stout. Evil Twin Brewing.
Miller Lite
16oz Aluminum Bottle$6.50Budweiser Can
16oz$6.00Bud Light Can
16oz$6.00Michelob Ultra Can
12oz$6.00Corona Extra Can
12oz$6.50Corona Light Can
12oz$6.50White Claw Lime Can
12oz$8.00White Claw Raspberry Can
12oz$8.00Carbliss Pineapple
12oz$9.00Carbliss Peach
12oz$9.00Carbliss Blood Orange
12oz$9.00Surfside Iced Tea
12oz$9.00Surfside Lemonade
12oz$9.00Post Meridiem White Russian
3.5oz$11.00Post Meridiem Espresso Martini
3.5oz$11.00Ironbound Harvest Cider
16oz$10.00Ironbound Original Cider
16oz$10.00Kane Head High IPA
16oz$10.00Twin Elephant Nosh Citra
16oz$12.00Twin Elephant Slam Time
16oz$12.00Icarus Furio
16oz$10.00IA Safety Glasses NA
12oz Can$6.50White · IPA · Pils · Hazy. Non-alcoholic. Ask your server for today's available variants.
